I don’t know what will happen next, but I think it’s extremely rare that a sentence I like can make us laugh in this situation, so we talked about a few topics to our heart’s content before turning back.
Lu Dachuan said, "Look at these ghosts in the forest. At first, we can see a fog. Later, they clearly appeared in front of our eyes. Later, when they were shrouded in a black gas, they attacked us. Now they are slowly turning red. I think this is the so-called more and more serious performance. It is estimated that ordinary people like us can’t cope with it."
"It can’t be true. Just now, the guy who can let his head out like a dog and bite people was dark enough, but you beat him away with a stick." I said before that I had some awareness about ghosts through hearsay, but when I watched Liu Changzu maintain the ghost "order" in the nearest circle, I was quite comfortable, which made me doubt those statements. So I waved a spear at the nearest head and was covered with long curly hair. I couldn’t tell which side was the face and which side was the back of the head.
Liu Dachuan grabbed my hand and shouted at me, "You’re a real freak. Say you’re brave. You peed your pants twice all the way. Say you’re timid. You’re not afraid of me. Now you’re addicted to ghosts. You can’t wait to have another game, right?"
Although this is the nth time that Lu Dachuan has read my mind, I still can’t help but be surprised, "How do you know?"
Liu Dachuan still answered me in that sentence, "You don’t know what shit you’re pulling."
To tell you the truth, I really want to have a good fight with ghosts. I don’t think there is something wrong with my brain. I think it’s a bit urine-like man. After a fight, he will want to have a fight. Think about which man can’t blow a person out with one punch or one foot and have a boiling passion and don’t want to have such "stunts". But is it possible in reality? Even if he is stronger, he can kick a person out with one foot, regardless of legal responsibility. I’m afraid "medicine" is not affordable for ordinary people, but fighting with ghosts is different. I don’t need to take responsibility for the thrill of flying it, but my brain has a problem. When I was thinking about it, I thought that when Lu Dachuan saved me, I went to the ghost and screamed like a big wolf and disappeared into the forest. I felt my blood boiling again.
Of course, I still haven’t escaped Liu Dachuan’s eyes in this state. He said, "Again, I’m not afraid of being right when I encounter something, but I must not take it lightly. You don’t want it. If Xianer and Keqin hadn’t been charmed, they would have stumbled into it by mistake and turned us into a farce without knowing it. Now we are even beyond redemption."
Liu Dachuan said that Liu Keqin didn’t say anything about Lin Xianer, but he was not angry. "You are so strong. I have to work hard to pull you two men back. How did it become a mistake?"
After what Lu Dachuan said, I didn’t have the heart to listen to their bickering lawsuit. I thought about the dangers that they experienced all the way back and forth. I think it’s not how great we are, but how lucky we are to defeat the one-horned purple python, the face bat, the straight cancer, the Nile crocodile or the boa constrictor. This time it’s really a bit arrogant.
Thinking of this, I can’t help but worry. We are now exhausted. Lu Keqin is getting heavier and heavier against me. Obviously, I can’t live, and the colors of ghosts around me are getting redder and redder. What should I do if my urine loses its urine effect on them?
I tried hard to recall the stories I heard before and the ghost films I saw. What other ordinary people can do to deal with ghosts? I thought about it as if I finally got rid of ghosts. It was all something that needed professional knowledge. His uncle knew what university I had studied as a Taoist.
People always regret not going to "read" until "".What the hell?
I’m talking about landing in the mountains. Dachuan said, "Let’s find out if there are any three trees in the forest while the urine of children can still be used for them. It’s not the way to waste it after all."
It was still me, Lu Dachuan and Liu Changzu who took Lu Keqin and Lin Xianer to the center of Atlantis. We waved our spears everywhere, and those ghosts with changed colors still avoided. Although it was not far, it was enough for us to walk there. After World War I, Lu Keqin and Lin Xianer both adapted to the ghost environment. We walked smoothly. Although the forest was big, we could not find any birds. We always needed trees, but our physical strength was getting weaker and weaker, which was a headache.
However, it seems that there is always a way for Lu Dachuan to roast our snake meat in front of those disgusting ghosts. He took a few knives to cut a large section of snake meat into five small sections, including meat and bones. Everyone gave us a small section and said, "I know it’s a little difficult to eat in front of these things, but we can’t pay attention to so much when we live …" Then Lu Dachuan chewed up his own meat.
There are two ways to supplement physical doubt: eating and sleeping. If we can’t eat or eat in reality, it’s really a dead end, so Lu Dachuan drives us to chew it up separately.
I just bit the meat in my mouth, and I thought I would be so sick that I couldn’t swallow it, but it turned out that it wasn’t like that. The food was sweet, and then I would look at those ghosts with eyes hanging and intestines hanging. I think I will not hesitate to open my mouth to bite them if I can fill my stomach with two bites.
So I almost wolfed down a piece of snake meat and chewed up a bone. Finally, I licked the bone like a popsicle. I forgot what it was like to eat snake meat in my mouth when I was a child, but I chewed it clean. This piece of snake bone was fun. Two ribs grew out of the spinal bone and bent like two big horns. I thought it was fun. I got a hot brain and stuck one side of two relatively spaced ribs into my waist, and then the spine turned.
Liu Dachuan saw and stared at me. "What are you doing?"
I twisted my waist. "Don’t you think this belt is awesome?"
"Cows don’t see silly there is …"
"Brother, what are you talking about? Do you still have a brother?" Lu Keqin choked Liu Dachuan and said to me, "It’s dirty. Get it quickly."
After drilling in the cave for such a long time, I guess I have to recognize us as relatives. If it’s too dirty, it’s also the clothes that stain the bones. I shook my head. "It’s okay. I licked it clean."
I didn’t mean anything funny when I said this, but they laughed again, but it was also good to laugh and say that our situation was not too bad
I just thought of those ghosts in my heart, but they seemed to prove that what Lu Dachuan said was true, so I stopped giving us a debut. The three of us talked about how to wave a spear and tie it to my urine clothes, just like I kicked the ghost, and watched it pass through its body, but it didn’t move at all.
Ghosts in all directions no longer gave way to us, and they didn’t rush at us as hard as once, but each of us was so scared that cold sweat came out of him. Should I take out guys to pee on them? I really can’t make up my mind if they are really afraid of children’s urine or if the spear tip clothes evaporate and lose the urine effect.
Chapter ninety Ghost call
Yi or not?
This problem is really confusing. First, I urinated very well before the third grade of primary school. I remember that I was one of the few people in our school who could urinate on the ceiling of the toilet. But I haven’t played this game since the fourth grade. After so many years, I don’t know what level I can urinate at now. Secondly, the ghost experience has never failed. What should I do if it gets angry and grabs it?
I can’t help shivering at the thought of the force they grabbed my leg. I don’t think it’s a joke. I still don’t want to try, but I think I’ll lose my life if I don’t take a chance.
Realizing that I was entangled in this problem, I patted my head hard to control it, but then I found that there was no other way to think about it. "I really don’t have the courage to pee on them. What do you say?" I casually said.
Lu Dachuan turned and looked at me in surprise. "Who told you to pee on them?"
Looking at Liu Dachuan’s expression like that, I’m a little puzzled. "Don’t you all …"
"You little don’t understand what is dubious advantage? At that time, our child urine was really in charge of them; Second, it’s not crazy not to find something to distract everyone’s attention and put it in these ghosts. "
I spat. "To put it bluntly, you’ve been trying to find my heart. Thanks to my entanglement, my intestines almost broke."
Lu Dachuan smiled shamelessly. "This is the case, but you can’t think like this, otherwise it will make us feel too unkind."
After getting acquainted with Lu Dachuan, we didn’t talk nonsense, but he never made such a joke. I suddenly felt strange in my heart that I forgot to pick him up for a while. He was so anxious that he scratched his head and blinked at me. I knew in my heart that Lu Dachuan was not the kind of person who could talk nonsense and didn’t take responsibility, but I couldn’t help but say, "Brother, what time is it? You still have the mind to fix this. If you don’t let it go, think about what else to do."
Liu Dachuan blamed me for not cooperating with him and kicking me in the ass. "I can find a way to make you smell good and I am always willing to travel with you."
I’m young, I can’t hold my breath, and I’m impatient. I was kicked by Liu Dachuan again, and my anger "dallied" came. "Liu Dachuan, don’t I’m really afraid of you, and then you touch me, and I’ll turn my back on you and deny people. Don’t blame me for not leaving you noodles."
"Oh, my wings grow hard and I dare to push my nose and face. I will lift my hands. Let me see what it is like for you to turn your back on me and deny me the noodles." Said Liu Dachuan, raising my hand and slapping my face on my head. I am a rogue. I am afraid of who’s expression.
Your mother will eat you if she doesn’t have a younger sister. I scolded a spear in my heart and put it on the ground and rolled up my sleeves. "Let’s fight."
"Come to return afraid you can’t take" Liu Dachuan put a spear into Liu Changzu’s hand and rolled his sleeves arm in arm.
Seeing that we are going to fight, Lu Keqin said, "Brother, Zheng Shuang, stop acting. No matter how fierce they have become, I will not be afraid to be with you."
If you want to join us, she will no longer be afraid of Lu Keqin. I can’t stand the pain in my heart. Remember that the ancestors of big heads and small people lived in caves in this life and were forced by those "crazy stones". When we were dying, I asked Lu Keqin if she was afraid. She also said that she was not afraid to snuggle up quietly next to me and asked me to tell her the story of Yang Hongqi. Now we are once again cornered. What do I say to her? Hold her again and say "I love you" to her again and again. There is no way to protect her when danger comes.
Never let her get hurt. Isn’t that a ghost? Come on, Sun Ye, I’m not afraid of you. When I think like this, my heart is surging and I feel full of strength. I pull up my spear and stick it in the soil at my feet and stare at those ghosts.
They kept walking, motionless at this time, as if they were stopped by acupuncture points, and as if they were waiting for something, one by one, the faint red light emitted from the whole body reflected the original fog.
Watching them change from horror to such a strange look, I couldn’t help saying what I was thinking, "What the hell is this?"
At this time, no one answered me, but there was a hand on my shoulder. I turned my head and saw that it was Lu Dachuan. He looked at me firmly. I understood that all the fuss was just that we changed our ways to relieve our emotions. When we had to do something, even if we were facing the king of heaven, we were not afraid.
Lu Dachuan is such a person. In the face of his brother’s death, he may not be able to control himself, but in the face of danger, he always tries his best to take on more. He will never give up lightly until the last moment. Even if he dies, he will laugh. He will say "If you have anything to say in ten seconds, hurry up" to reduce our fear of death.
Because we are not sure how long ghosts can remain silent, and we don’t know what they will do next, or whether they will suddenly attack us, we know that if they really attack, we may have no defense at all, but we dare not relax at all, and people have been in a state of high tension, which is really a mother’s thing. At this time, I realized that Lu Dachuan was a wise choice to distract our attention by talking nonsense before we realized it.
That is to say, if I can be as mature and steady as Lu Dachuan, and he winks at me and cooperates with him, there will be one sentence without one sentence, even if the final outcome is born to die, we will be much better.
Speaking of which, I’m really white. We often come across difficulties in resolving our grievances before, but I don’t know what I can’t control at that moment. Now think about it. I really want to slap myself and say to Liu Dachuan, boss, let’s talk about it again.
However, nonsense is a simple matter, and it is not easy to create an effect deliberately. I have tried my best to think of anything that can make us "noisy" inadvertently.
In such a situation, I kind of hope that those ghosts will move quickly, and they seem to be prying into my mind. I really moved after I had this idea.
However, when they move, they are even more confusing than when they are still. How can I put it? First of all, they didn’t move forward or pounce on us, but fell into a mess. Because there are so many of them, I can’t see them clearly one by one. It’s like a group of people looking for a lost baby in this forest, and they stop and look here and there by their own intuition …
We are always confused by Zhang Er monks.
They are all alert to every ghost move recently, but I can’t hold my breath. "What the fuck are these grandchildren doing?"
Lu Dachuan gave me a hard look. He thought I didn’t have two women who didn’t know when they were archers, but he said, "You have learned a lot from your childhood."
This sentence puzzled me, but I didn’t hesitate to say, "What did I do wrong with Liu Dachuan? You don’t like me now, do you?"
"Look at what I said. This temper is getting better. I can’t touch it." Liu Dachuan twisted his face and looked at everyone and said something to me seriously. "Everyone stays in this place for a long time. You have to be happy when you talk with half a dirty word. Have you ever thought about how old these people are? We have been living in peace for a long time. I guess people suddenly find a fight because of your little swearing."
After Liu Dachuan finished, I broke out in a sweat. I didn’t really believe that they came to fight because I called names on Sun, but because I was lazy. I also studied the idea that it was really not good for Germans to call names on Sun more than 12,000 years ago. This time, I didn’t quibble and immediately admitted my mistake. "What the fuck are these old grandfathers and grandmothers doing? That’s enough." I watched Liu Dachuan.
"Too much respect is not necessary to throw them and we are not a race. If you don’t say that you are dead, don’t go to reborn and come out to scare people. It’s not worth such respect." Liu Dachuan said this in a serious tone.
I know that he is changing the law to relieve everyone’s psychological burden, so he tries his best to cooperate with me, thinking about how to pick him up. This sentence can have the best effect. I haven’t thought about Liu Keqin yet. She said, "Sister Xianer, why did I suddenly find that my brother and Zheng Shuang are more like a pair of enemies than me?"
"Uh-huh"
Lin Xianer snorted and laughed, but he didn’t say anything yet. Lu Dachuan and I looked at each other at the same time and said "bah"
"Oh, my God, Sister Xianer, please comfort me. I can’t stand it." Liu Keqin said with tears.
Lin Xianer said with a smile, "One of them is a woman."
"Don’t talk nonsense. Besides, we can’t stand it ourselves." Lu Dachuan smiled and suddenly changed the subject. "What are you doing watching the dog day?"
I wanted to say, "How can you be any better?" But the words came back to my mouth, because I saw that the ghosts had not wandered away. They were neatly arranged in a circle, with their legs akimbo, their heads bent deeply, but they were lifted up and turned their eyes to the sky, their mouths wide open, and they kept shaking and dancing in a strange dance step. Although they could not hear the sound, they could really feel what Barry was calling.
But this time, they didn’t keep us waiting too long, almost as soon as I saw them move clearly. At the same time, the ground in the forest moved, accompanied by a fallen leaf turning and crashing, and one body after another emerged from the ground …
Chapter ninety-nine Zombies everywhere
With the underground bodies coming out, the ghosts in the forest are jumping crazier and crazier, and the whole body is swinging more violently. Not far from us, there is a guy with a big beard. Because of excessive and violent movement, his left arm falls from his shoulder to the ground, and he jumps over it again and again without knowing it.
And as the ghosts beat crazier, the bodies emerged from the ground faster, and when we reacted, their whole waist was exposed.
Looking at this horrible scene, I didn’t know what it meant to be scared at that time. When people were in a stupid state, I remembered that Lu Dachuan shouted "Don’t fall with me" and rushed forward. Then we rushed forward like crazy with him.
Lu Dachuan waved a spear in front of him with one hand and played with the other hand. I don’t know when the dog-leg machete passed by. The body was either cut off in the head or stabbed with a hole in the chest. We strode with his back pipe. Later, we found that all the bodies that were stabbed by Lu Dachuan with a knife or a spear were as soft as withered vegetables, and the ghost figure was beating along with the darkness, so we no longer let our hands be so idle. Liu Changzu and I waved spears whenever we stretched our arms. Lu Keqin and Lin Xianer also joined the fight at this time. They shot at us with bows and arrows, and we were about to drill out of the ground when we couldn’t reach the horse.